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Reno Rockman
Sightings!!
Reno
Rockman (Former Bass Player for the Kinks) was recently
spotted at Ponytrail's strip club in Atlanta. He purportedly
was "just dropping in" after a concert appearance in Atlanta,
but judging by the reports streaming in from local club goers,
this behavior is more the norm than he'd like us to
think.
Reno
Rockman (Former Bass Player for the Inksponks) was raised in a
strict Southern Baptist family, and rebelled against this
sterile environment by "going wild and taking off with
those white trash limeys and that slut Regelia Karaokan" (a quote from his grandmother).
After a long stint in Europe with the Kinks, Reno Rockman
(Former Bass Player for the Kinks) was "born again" and
devoted his life and his considerable musical talent
& girth to religion.
His
reported recent behavior would be a clear indication that Reno
Rockman (Former Bass Player for the Kinks) has truly fallen
off the wagon. His behavior was bad enough that he was
forcibly removed by the Ponytrail's bouncers. This wasn't
the first time this has happened. Reno Rockman (Former
Bass Player for the Kinks) has developed quite a reputation as
a "womanizing studmuffin" (another quote by his
grandmother). More sightings reports
later!!
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Here's Reno Rockman
(center) in a cheesy publicity shot with his
latest Kinks tribute band called
"Well Respected Men
About Town".
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-reprinted from Exotic
Rockers & Dancers Magazine, issue 123, Dec
2001
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