Bad Mood Neck Rings: Shattco brings back a popular 1970s product with Bad Mood Neck Rings! Relive the earth-shoe, mood ring era with this popular Homoco re-release. Guaranteed to improve your mood just by the nostalgic effect it will induce. $24.99

Ciga-Beer: It's about time someone, namely Shattco, came up with a way to combine two of America's favorite pastimes into one handy product. Anyone who smokes knows that as you drink more beer, you want more cigarettes. So, we've come up with a 6 pack & 12 pack version of Shattco Beer & Shattco Ice that has two filtered cigarettes and four matches "holstered" to each can. As if that weren't enough convenience, we've added a small flint patch on each can to strike your match! And as a limited time bonus, the 12 pack beer case is imprinted with former (circa 1953) Playboy pinup pictures! At Shattco, we care about you. $7.99 SIX PACK, $13.99 TWELVE PACK

Butt Putty is an enduring old favorite. When the need arises during that next big board meeting, just grab a dollop of this wondrous stuff and continue your meeting with confidence. Now in the smaller travel-size gallon can. $4.99 (includes can opener & stir stick)

Combat Tea Set: Always popular with the kiddies, Shattco & Homoco bring back the Combat Tea Set: the only tea set with little explosive charges built right into the cup handle. Watch out, you may hurt yourself having this much fun! Complete Set now only $99.99

Snout Grout was designed to be a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Runny noses can be embarrassing, and downright uncomfortable. Snout Grout allows you to seal up that leaking cavity permanently, not just slow it down temporarily as other products do. This new product features "sticky-tack", Shattco's industrial strength glue that can suspend a 900 foot freighter over Niagara Falls when needed. $4.99

Ventilated Boxers: Let the good air in and the bad air out! These boxer shorts are cool in the summer, and give you a refreshing feeling on those days when you've got a case of the winds. Comes in two sizes: regular and heavyweight. $15.99

Tease Cheese: An old party favorite has always been tease cheese. Individually wrapped pieces of cheese with the plastic covering embedded into the cheese itself will keep your guests busy for hours trying to open these snack-tray food by-products! Not only will everyone have a great time, it'll save you money on your party supplies! $9.99

Pork Chop Stix: A treat for those who love pseudo-pork that's cut into strips, deep fried, sheep dipped and 'nsalted.  And, they're shaped like little pigs! Shattco offers this tasty alternative to real food as well as many other artificially-concocted snacks. $12.99/DOZEN

The Shatt Pack is one of our biggest sellers. Originally designed for travelers in Europe and beyond, these handy "relief-kits" can be a lifesaver during wilderness hikes, camp-outs or overseas travel!

The Shatt Matt is a handy, absorbent way to find relief just about anywhere! The Shytt Mytt is a grand slam of a product so let the home "runs" fly! Shatt-Back-Pack:Your whole Shatt Packin' kit will store easily in the handy "Shatt-Back-Pack" for easy transport and disposal. Don't miss your next window of opportunity.

The entire pack sells for only $129.99   Order now for free gift wrapping!

 New From Our Toy Department: Just in time for Christmas: It's The Credible Hulk!  He's not green...he's not angry...he's not bigger than life. Credible Hulk is just a regular guy action figure that does regular things. Things like fixing the car, golfing, watching football, drinking beer, getting a lap dance at the strip club... just things that  regular guys like to do. The kids will love Credible Hulk & you'll have a great time explaining this present to your wife!