promote this new extreme sport, Shattco is working with ESPN to
bring Lawn Tractor Jousting in to the public eye. Shattco is
sponsoring “The Shattco Medieval Motorized Games” which
will be televised on ESPN’s “Select Event: Being
Extreme” which will be used as a filler when ever ESPN has
absolutely nothing else to show worth watching. The first ever
SMMG will be held in the ample parking lot facilities of the
Super Shattco Store (the store that only sell things people
really want) in Lowville, PA.
Shattco has gone to great lengths to make this initial event
memorable. Shattco has converted the remnants of “Bob’s Circus”
into Mortimer’s Medieval
Menagerie with many of the old favorite acts
to entertain you and your wench or fair maiden ( er, what ever
you think she is).
Expect the finest in Medieval entertainment. All the old
favorites… the mud show… the jester commentary… the bard
of the day. Rental clothing will be available so you can
really get into the Medieval spirit! <<<Ciga-Beer
will be available in mass quantities for contestants.
Check out the
newest "Hepcat 2000 Chopper" Jousting
from Shattco. >>> $25,995.00
|The Shattco Nerfalized
Jousting Lance – The latest in modern jousting
equipment. The ultimate is jousting safety. The lance is
constructed of a hard rubber core with a dense nerfalized
casing. Blow for blow, the safest lance in production
today. $125.99 per case of 2
|Shattco Errant Knight
Wardrobe – The finest in jousting armor. Better than
the stuff used by the actor in “A Knight’s Tale”.
This armor has a quasi-titanium core that is harder than
Ben Grim’s head and lighter than Molly Shannon’s. The
outside is plasticized with a new proprietary Shattco
process called "fandangleization"; it's
a polymer coating that creates a totally non-stick
surface. It is so resilient and non-stick that solid blows
bounce right off or are deflected resulting in minimal
His & Hers matched
set of errant armor: $1569.95. individual
errant armor : $1325.95 per set Shattco
crest engraving included in all orders!
NEW!!!: The Shattco Jousting Bumper System – Turn any lawn
tractor into your trusty steed. This universal conversion kit is
designed for the extreme. It is built to protect you and your
underlying steed from death and destruction !!!
The Proud History of
Lawn Tractor Jousting:
The first documented
example of mower -based jousting has been traced back to
this 1960's photo of a confused but determined local
television celebrity on his home built jousting machine.
This early jousting event took place at the old Lowville
train & grain station, which coincidentally is the current
site of the new Super Shattco / Mortimers's Medieval
As this photo
demonstrates, even old-timers will get into the spirit of
Medieval Jousting at the Shattco Superstore.
lawn tractor for an almost free retrofit appraisal…. Buy all of the accoutrements… Have a Great Day
As usual, Shattco is not
responsible for any damage that may occur… Of course, there are no
guarantees, implied or otherwise, concerning the safety of the Shattco jousting equipment. Contestants will be required to sign
a $1,000,000 Shattco Insurance Liability Policy in order to
participate in this event. This service will be supplied to
contestants for a mere fee of three easy payment of $69.95.
is approved & endorsed by Hot Mont: President and
Supreme Commander of HOMOCO Enterprises